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We hope our work related Joke of the Day brings a smile to your face.
 

Seen in real CVs:

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"I was working for my mum until she decided to move."

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