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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish
jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with a
spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased , he disposes of the
fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked
by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion
enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the
spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion
and says "What's the food like here?"

Wait for it.......

The lion says : "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees!!"

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