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We hope our work related Joke of the Day brings a smile to your face.
 

Things to say to the boss to get you fired:

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are you?"

"Who me? I just wander from room to room."

"I pretend to work. You pretend to pay me."

"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"

"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

"Earth is full, go home!"

"How about 'never'? Is 'never' good for you?"

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

We know some of these jokes and stories aren't original. Many have been circulating round the internet for ages. But we still think they are funny and worth reading again. If you believe any infringe copyright or are offensive is some way, please let us know.

If you know of any good work related jokes floating around please email them to us!

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