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We hope our work related Joke of the Day brings a smile to your face.
 

Phrases to really motivate staff:

"And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?"

"I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me."

"Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."

"It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."

"I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."

"You! Off my planet!"

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

We know some of these jokes and stories aren't original. Many have been circulating round the internet for ages. But we still think they are funny and worth reading again. If you believe any infringe copyright or are offensive is some way, please let us know.

If you know of any good work related jokes floating around please email them to us!

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